When I was seven I remember this boy from out on the other side of town had a crush on me. I think his name was Jeremy. He hadn't lived here long so he wasn't getting along in school very well. People around here don't welcome outsiders too well. I thought he was cute, though. He was in my second grade class and I remember sneaking looks at him all the time while we were taking tests. Anyway, so one day at recess we went behind some trees that were out at the edge of the playground and I let him kiss me as long as he told everyone he was my boyfriend. I think we lasted all of one week like that.