With my stirrups and spurs on, tipping my hat just right, I knew what I was going to be when I grew up.
'Stick em up!' I told my brother Tommy, 'There's a new sheriff in town!'
He laughed at me and played a long for a while until things got out of hand. When I was wound up, my mom told me to sit down and relax. I told her I was practicing to be a sheriff cowboy when I grew up, and she said I would have to wait till after dinner to practice more.