Woke Up on the Lawn

My face felt wet. I could also smell dewy grass in my nose. When I lifted my head, I wasn't really sure why I had been laying on the lawn, but that was clearly were I was.

I could taste the dried beer in my mouth and got up to head for the house. It took a couple of attempts to stand up straight without falling over, but I eventually made it into the house. I drank several large glasses of water, peed and then went straight to bed. The mattress was much more comfortable after spending some time asleep on the grass.