I managed to regain some of my teenage image the night one of the cheerleaders challenged me to drinking contest. For some reason they assumed that because I didn't want to get arrested, especially in my own home, that I didn't drink. What they should have known, is that my close group of friends spent many hours chugging down 40oz of beer any chance we got.
The poor girl nearly drowned in the 2 pitchers of beer she tried to down faster than I could. The hot July air made the beer smell hang off of her even more, as she made her way around the party, drunker than a skunk.