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My mom was awesome growing up because she was pretty laid back and acted like she was my age after I got into my later teens. My mom was not awesome when she got too much like a teenager and started telling me things I never wanted to hear in a million lifetimes. One time when we were driving somewhere, we passed this restaurant that has been around for ages and she decided to tell me how she had sex with her boyfriend in the bathroom there. I thought she was joking at first, but when I realized she wasn't, I made a promise never to eat there ever again.