The Rumbling in the Back Corner Seat

Okay, so when in college I took this English class and there was this girl who kept falling asleep in it. Now, I know, that happens all the time, but the thing is, this girl would snore. And not just any snore, buzz-saw snore. At first, I felt kind of bad for her, because I snore, too. Though I never sleep in class. But she would just keep on doing it! One time, she did it while people were giving presentations, which is just the utmost in rude, and was asked to leave the classroom. I know, I should have felt bad, but I was just so irritated with her and how rude she was being, I was glad! You don't do that.