I was dating this football player for a while in college. We were both seniors, and it was pretty good for a while. I was pretty, he was hot, and everyone liked us. Or so we thought. It probably wasn't like that. This one time we were at a party and I was wearing this awesome red lipstick. I got a little buzzed and decided to make out with him, which we did for a while. When I was done, I got up to go get some punch. People were staring at me, and I was used to it so I thought nothing of it. When I got back, my boy told me I should check a mirror. So I did. It looked like I had been eating someone's heart. The red lipstick was smeared all around my lips!