Psycho Ninja Kitty

I suppose I've never been good with cats. Perhaps, they can sense I'm a dog person. My friend growing up had this one cat who was certifiably insane. It had crazy eyes and radiated this aura of menace. One time my friend went to his room to get something and left me alone with the cat and I tried to be nice and pet it, but apparently it wanted to play… or smother me to death because it leapt up and took a hold of my head as if it was a face hugger from those alien movies. I froze and it hopped off my head again, and since then I stayed away from it.