I was so nervous on my wedding day; I didn't think I was going to make it. I had diarrhea and was afraid I'd have an accident right there at the altar. Since I worked with machinery, I couldn't wear a wedding ring at work. So instead of buying one, I made one just for the ceremony. My bride was the most beautiful bride there ever was. I couldn't believe she had agreed to marry a not-so-bad-looking, poor laborer like me. But she did.