Learning about sex

Some kids at school were standing around whispering about sex. I didn't believe what I heard because I couldn't imagine people doing such a disgusting thing. When I got home, my mother was in the attack sweeping the linoleum floor. I was climbing the ladder to the attic when she asked my how my school day way. I answered by blurting out, "Hey Ma, is it true that a man sticks his thing inside a woman to make a baby?" My mother was so shocked, she dropped the broom and shouted, "Of course not!" Then she scooted past me and down the ladder to get away as fast as she could.