It Was fun, and now it's over

I had had enough of being yanked in every direction by these guys. I had tried to sit down with each of them and tell them what was going on, and that we should probably break up, but none of them would listen. It was horrible. The day came when I finally decided to have them all meet me in the same place. I was hoping that if they saw themselves, they would understand finally.

It worked out perfectly. Each one of them came in claiming to be my real boyfriend, and I was able to leave them all there fighting over me. The next day they all called to dump me, or so they thought, and I felt so relieved.