It's Supposed to be Lucky

When I was thirty or so, I had an interview for a new high paying job that I wanted to get so horribly bad. I even bought a nice new suit to wear to the interview, and I was so nervous as I waited outside the building, over an hour early. I didn't want them to think I was insane by getting there so early, so I waited outside for a bit. That turned out to be a mistake because there were pigeons everywhere, and one of them decided it would be fun to poop on me. I had to hurry to go and clean it off, though it was hard to get it completely gone. I got the job, though, so I suppose it wasn't a bad day all together.