I get fired

I started going to these dances where I'd pick up loose women, do them, and then jet in the morning. Got to drinking pretty heavily as well. One night I went out to a club and realized halfway into a good buzz that I was supposed to work that night, so I drove drunk over to the rig and tried to work. My boss came along and tried to talk to me, but by then I was so drunk a baby could have outsmarted me. I was fired on the spot. I told him he was making a big mistake, and that if he fired me I'd get my revenge because I knew where he lived, but that only made things worse. I spent a week in jail for the threat and was given a restraining order by the court.