So this boy, Christopher, and I started going together for a while. Things were great but one day he started acting distant and then later told me he wanted to break up.
Two days later my friend Antoinette tells me she saw him walking with some other girl and they was holding hands. So in the middle of lunch I went right up to Christopher and got all in his face. He got defensive, and told me it was cause the other girl was smarter than me, so I knocked the tray out of his hand and kicked him in the balls. I told him, "She may be smarter than me, but lets see if she wants to be with a eunuch." My friends high-fived me as we walked away. He had it coming.