As a child, I did every obnoxious thing that you kid think of a bratty child doing. So naturally, I lied a lot. About what I owned, about other people, about everything I could, trying to get people t
Sometimes, when I'm at a store or somewhere, kids follow me around like the pied piper. I don't know why. My mom jokes around because it means I'm as mentally developed as they are. Thi
My parents are devout Christians, and I was raised that way all my life, but there came a time when I was graduating high school, when I realized I didn't believe in anything. And when I mean any
I am probably the most annoying person to go in bumper cars with. I love hitting people, and more importantly, I love hitting people I know. I remember this one time when I went with a friend and my c
There was this one time my friends and I went to a bar. It was shortly after I turned twenty-one, and we wanted to try out several bars to see what was good. We went to this one bar, and we were kind
I suppose I can be pretty cold and pretty shallow, but it's hard being something you are not. And what I am not is someone nice. I just don't see the point of it, most of the time. I was dat