Blind date: The jet pilot with the toupe

It was another blind date-this time with a jet pilot in the air force. He was very nice looking, exciting, and a great kisser-but a little bossy and opinionated. Everything was fine until he told me he wore a hairpiece and took it off to show me. I was so turned off, I couldn't get over it. He kept pushing me to go to bed with him. But all I could envision was his toupe falling off of his head and onto my face. So I kept putting him off until he got tired of me and walked away.