A farting contest

My cousin Tom was a month older than I was. This one summer, we both went to visit Aunt Sue and Uncle Dan. One of our chores was helping to dry the supper dishes. We were goofing around when one of us left a fart. As we were laughing, the other one left a fart. We kept farting to see who could leave the loudest, longest, and smelliest fart. It was hysterical.